Tuesday, March 28, 2006

the flip flop dare (read previous 2 first)

here it is folks ..... i went out in public with two different shoes.



these first two are at the drive through at tim horton's.  right at the window.  (the sign ahead says tim horton's BTW)





RRROLL UP THE RIM TO WIN!!



with my brothers' dog jack



wallyworld baby!!







flip and flop back home in the driveway



yes people looked at me like i was crazy,  yes i'm weird, and yes i'm very easily amused but a dare is a dare.

flip flop trial run

so this morning i painted each foot a different color put on the flops and here are the results.

first here is a pic of the flops alone



and here is some one with the polish on.



i have been dared to actually go out in public with two different shoes like that .......... so stand by ..........

Thursday, March 23, 2006

when the world is whirling

has anything ever happened and you're feeling down or worried or or maybe even a little scared cause that something that happened kinda changed you life, maybe it's not life or death but it's something you now have to deal with forever? have you ever been sick of putting on brave faces and not admitting how bad you've been? have you ever felt that the world is whirling all around you, unaware and seemingly unconcerned that you're even feeling this way? and it's not even that no one cares really but that everyone is busy doing their own things and maybe don't realize you're freaking out and no one has time to think that maybe you'd like the chance to break and not have to be strong for once and be strong for you. but on the other hand you don't want be annoying and plead and beg for someone to pay attention for five minutes and realize you need them. it's a pretty lonesome place to be. ps my dad is a jerkwad.

just when i thought i couldn't hate the cowboys any more ....


are you fucking kidding me?! what the hell is wrong with those idiots in dallas, signing that cocky bastard. the very same cocky bastard that made fun of them by having one of his "i'm better then anybody in the whole god damned universe" moments mid field on the MFing star!! someone needs to slap them in the freaking head. plus they give him $10 mil and $25 mil if he stays the 3 years of his contract, which i severely doubt he's capable of doing because he's too much of a cocksmith to deal with teammates and coaches in a respectful manner because he thinks he's god's gift to football and the human race. and you know how you can tell that the fucker hasn't learned his lesson? check out his song on his web site (and i'm using the term song very loosely) where he trashed the eagles. GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR that cocky grin makes me wanna punch something.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

jack and jill ...........

went up the hill to make some fucky fucky .......... so i was watching porn called jack and jill on the movie channel and this guy had the exact lamp in his bedroom that i have in my living room (actually i have two of them). so why was i watching the scenery when porn was on? CAUSE OF THE DIALOG ........ now they're looking for the damn dog!!! UG! get to the point or don't freaking bother. if i wasn't so bored and and there was anything else on i swear i'd turn this shit off. but i guess then i'd no have topic for blogging either. the worst part is that when this guy goes shall we say "down under" as not to get to graphic, he looks like a raccon foraging for food. so the movie ends and it has BLOOPERS!! MFing bloopers .... what kind of porn has bloopers. aaaaaaaahhhhh

Friday, March 17, 2006

my microwave has attitude

so the back story is last week my microwave was acting freaky. the turn table was rocking and knocking and being entiely annoying, then it started taking longer and longer to cook my lean cuisines. the final straw was when i cooked something for 4 minutes and 30 secs and when it was done it made an angry noise and then restarted itself ........... ITSELF!!! ......... for another 4 minutes and 30 mins. so i was like "F that shit" and unplugged it before it could explode and decided to buy a new one before it completely took over and held us captive. so cut to tonight ... brand new microwave and i'm cooking my lean cuisine (i swear i am in no way affiliated with the lean cuisine people i just love them.) so anyway i was wrinting an email while it was cooking and it beeped when it was done but i wasn't done writing so i didn't go get it. every minute after that the microwave gently beeped as to remind me it had done it's job i'm assuming but about 5 minutes in it beeped very slowly and methodically like it'd had enough of my bullshit and wanted me to remove the dinner right that second. you're probably thinking i'm half crazy but it happened. so question is why do the microwaves in my life hate me lately?

Monday, March 13, 2006

porn doesn't need storyline

no storyline, no dialog except for "fuck me harder" and no props except for dildos and vibrators. a dumb show that's basically softcore porn that is neither a good show or good porn is a waste of my time. don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. yes ........ i'm bored.