i feel dirty

so after finding out of the ungoing fight between rosie and trump i said i wouldn't watch the apprentice anymore because he's a slimy, rude mouthed asshole. whether you like rosie or not his comments were entirely rude and uncalled for, not to mention unprofessional. he's a complete asshole!! why do i feel dirty you ask? because i find myself sitting here watching this damn show and signing the damn theme song!! i feel like a cheap dirty whore with no dignity!! i am offically a reality tv junkie!!

the new shawn

god damn it i hate it when soap operas constantly change the actors!! you but years into these people, feeling for them (or hating them) and getting all emotional over them and BAM they're someone else and you lose that emotional connection. DAMN THEM!!!

if you romo you might get plutoed

"Plutoed" was chosen 2006's Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society at its annual meeting Friday.

To "pluto" is "to demote or devalue someone or something," much like what happened to the former planet last year when the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto didn't meet its definition of a planet.

great choice but i would like to add this to the list ......

to "romo" - to fuck up royally.

and romo probably is worried about being plutoed, that is if billy isn't picking him out of his teeth as we speak.

a late christmas present

this doesn't quite make up for my boys losing today but it made me smile anyway. this was my first thought when it happened.

Ray's mother: It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he would have held the ball laces out like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhoea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
Ace Ventura: (takes a cookie) What do you know, they're little footballs.
Ray's mother: Laces out!

you're the one that's fired

so tonight we had the start of two reality shows. one brand new one ... you're the one that i want, and one returning fave the apprentice.

you're the one that i want - was enjoyable so far. kind of a rip off of american idol but still pretty cool. really not much more to say about it thus far.

the apprentice la - am i crazy or did don's hair change color in the first few scenes? if i were him i'd fire his hairdresser. also the wifey needs acting lessons. the baby was adorable though. i can't believe donald yelled at that guy to lower his voice like he was 5 years old. HA! i think the tent thing will probably end up being a good twist.

there's no crying in football

or i would assume there isn't because there's no crying in baseball and baseball is a pussy sport compared to football. well tonight there is crying because the giants season is over and that also means it's time to say good bye to tiki. unless by some mircle he changes his mind but i really don't see that happening. the thought of the giants without tiki is a depressing thought. at least the game wasn't a total slaughter but it's so madening that the offence tied up the game but the D couldn't stop them. the only thing that's making me feel better right now is the memory of romo from last night and this article entitled Bobble 'Boys.


farwell tiki, farewell season.

romo your name is fucking mud dude!

OMG i hope someone throws this bad boy up on youtube. i don't think i ever laughed so hard during a football game. well i lie, i think i laughed that hard once when bill parcells got ran into and he went ass over tea kettle. many won't know what the freak i'm talking about but those who do know will be laughing with me, unless you're a dallASS fan perhaps. HAHA!

so it's 2007 .......

Should old acquaintance be forgot and all that jazz ........... so much has happened in the last month i really don't even know where to start.

the weeks leading up to christmas were a busy blur of craziness. christmas concerts, bazaars, shopping, parties, wrapping, baking, planning, stressing, decorating. so much work and so much effort put into one day. that's a hell of a build up and that's probably why i always feel so blue when it's all over.

christmas eve was spent visiting with drew's grandmothers, but of course not at the same time just to make my life a little more difficult. we came home and did the cookie and milk thing for santa and except for my neighbour seeing me in my panties the night went off without a hitch. andrew was in bed by 9:20 thanks to norad tracking santa and telling us he was on his way across the atlantic ocean. wish that trick could work every night.

christmas was awesome, andrew got everything he wanted and it seems that as much as he loves his new nintendo DS i may enjoy iy a little more. i'm addicted to yoshi's island at the moment and i am really considering asking for the $$ to buy myself the pink DS for my birthday. it's the greatest little thing ever. ok maybe not ever but it's really freaking awesome. other then the DS he got TONS of stuff. mooonsand, dragon mega blocks (one of which took me 2 hours to put together on christmas morning!!!), movies, tons of army men, books and so many other things i can't even remember at the moment.

my top mentions were ....

1) an old printing of the wizard of oz that my step dad got at an antique show.
2) homemade flannelette blanket from my nannie *
3) T-fal pots and bakeware
4) She-ra season one volume 1 (fuck yeah)
5) trivial pursiut totally 80s
6) handmixer **

number 4 and 5 spawned an idea of mine as to spend last night (new year's day) and it was brilliant! 80s night! my sister and brother in law were here and we played totally 80s, had 80s tunes playing, watched back to the future, an episode of she-re, fraggle rock and growing pains and ate things like nerds, fresca and a myriad of other sugary things that i can't imagine now that i ate as a kid and still have teeth in my head now. and my idea was such a sucsess that my brothers are coming up tonight for another version of 80s night. although the totally 80s trivial pursuit is out because i'm barely old enough to answer half of it. anything that has to do with polictics and i was like "dude i was 3, how the hell would i know?".

so i got a little ahead of myself ........ back to the day after christmas. we went to my nannie's house for a pot luck kinda dealy and i have to say the highlight was my nannie playing dance dance revolution. can you say america's funniest home videos?

new year's eve was spent with my brothers and my niece. movies, snacks, up til 4:00am .... you know, that old chestnut. by that time of night though you almost go beyond tired and go on "hummingbird" where you heart feels like it's going to beat out of your chest and you could run around the neighbourhood. the only problem is when you get to that point when you finally crash you crash HARD. my crashing started somewhere around 3:30am when i found myself on the DDR mat.

so that pretty much sums up the holiday season. i'm sure there are things that i forgot, if i remember i'll write them later on.

* i had/have (shhhh) this blanket that my nannie made that is older then me that i stole off my parents bed when i was like 2 and now it's been washed so many times it looked like a bomb went through the middle of it. every time my mother saw it she claimed she was going to steal it and burn it. i told her and my nannie that unless nannie made me a new one i was not getting rid of it. so under the christmas tree was a purple flannelette blankie. :)

** mine caught fire whilst making the christmas cookies.